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thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via no-onehasthisname-either)

Reblogged from joshpeckofficial-deactivated201

joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

(via ruinedchildhood)

Reblogged from uglygirlsclub

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via ruinedchildhood)

Reblogged from casadaperonomuerta

tyleroakley:

WARM MY HEART

(Source: casadaperonomuerta, via confuzzledyouth)

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Reblogged from fivetail
damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

(Source: fivetail, via howtobeinept)

Reblogged from apiratecalledav
Aim to be as brave as James, as loyal as Sirius, and as smart as Remus. Basically, you should want to be Lily Potter. My brother, giving his neighbor’s kid some life advice. (via apiratecalledav)

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Reblogged from annnieknowby

leahlame:

miank-libra:

I STILL NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE

(Source: annnieknowby)

Reblogged from annnieknowby

leahlame:

miank-libra:

I STILL NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE

(Source: annnieknowby)

Reblogged from vausexual
elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via leahlame)